Döa sblûm tdür

Döa sblûm tdür:

Dear GOD, Thank’s 4 making me healty, can u also make me sexy, if u can’t make me sexy
plis make all my friend FAT
amen..

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cinta berjuta rasanya

cinta berjuta rasanya itu boong

rasakan hanya ada 4
1manis
2asam
3asin
4pahit

(by abi, baruta_amin@ymail.com)

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I’m a paper,

I’m a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don’t throw me after use cause when you feel cold i’ll burn myself to warm you.

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miNuman sEtan

Hai oRg2 b’iman jgnlah kmu mEminUm miNuman keRas kaRna itu adaLh miNuman sEtan dan jiKa kmu tErus mEminUmnya nAnti sEtannya minum apaan?

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Press down if you miss me

Press down if you miss me
.
.
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So U Miss Me
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.
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Ok You Can Stop
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Still Pressing
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.
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Well, I miss you too…

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You = cÜte

you = s3xy

y0u = int3lligeNT

You = delici0uS

you = p3Rf3t

y0u = sweet

me = Liar!

HAHA..

(by Hosted, Hosted_blue@yahoo.Com)

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Word Combination

The smAlLestwoRd i kNow is ” I “

The swEetesTwOrd i kNow is “LOVE”

and tHe pErson i nEver forgEt is “YOU”

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PANDA

tau ga PANDA apa yg paling cakep,pinter,imut,ngegemesin,lucu…
serta baek hati sedunia?
mw tau jawabnya?
jwbnya adlh
PANDAngilah aq, hehehehe

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thing

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything. Happy val’s day.

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i love you

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning…

“i love you”

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START Kissing

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don”t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

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Hiasilah tidur

Hiasilah tidur u dg tetesan air wudhu,slimuti diri dg kalimat syahadat,
lelapkan mata dg alunan dzikrullah, awali tidur dg sepotong doa..
moga mimpi indah :)

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3 jenis monyet

ada 3 jenis monyet di dunia
mau tau kan? tekan bawah

1. monyet penurut yg bc sms ini

2. monyet pendendam yg mo bls sms ini

3. monyet pelit&kikir yg ga mo bls sms ni

hehehehehe

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im scared 2 lose u

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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123456

1
pesan
diterima

2
org muaniz yg kirim

3
org bego lg baca

4
org bego msh baca

5
org bego mulai marah

6
org bego mo kirim ke org bego yg lain

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