BUANG SAMPAH SEMBARANGAN

nanti kLo qTa naiK sepeda……..

Qmu pegangan sMa aQ ya…??

aQ tkut kmU jtuh…..
nNti di sangka nya….aQ….
BUANX SAMPAH SEMBARANGAN…………

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Berpasang pasangan

setiap manusia hidup d ciptakan utk brpasang pasangan..
spt Q dan kmu, Q ada krna kau pun ada,,ada sbg sahabat yg sllu setya,,
Abadi dan selamanya,,
Nice dlimZ…

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Selamat Idul Fitri 1429H

May the angels protect u., may the sadness forget u., may goodness surround u and may Allah always bless u., Selamat Idul Fitri 1429H…

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TIKUS

DENGER!!!

q g kn Prnah nglepasin km,
q kn,dptkn km

y9 q mw cm km;

g bkln q biarn km lari dr_Q;

TIKUS SIALAN!!!
AWAS KMU.!!!

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BAND

Kata PETERPAN hidup itu butuh dengan SAHABAT.
Biar kita tidak KESEPIAN kayak DIGTA,
Dan juga kita jangan kayak RATU yang bisanya cuma nyari TTM,
Kan kita sudah dibilangin ama RADJA,kita harus JUJUR,
Biar tidak PUDAR seperti ROSSA,
Makanya kita harus bisa cari CINTA YANG SEMPURNA layaknya KANGEN BAND.

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gw lagi di kntor polisi

Gawat, gw lagi di kntor polisi.
Mereka punya smua bukti buat nahan gw..
Mereka nahan gw gara2 punya TAMPANG IMUT, kan bukan salah gw ya..

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DeTik2 y6 PLin9 mNNTkan

DiDeTik2 y6 PLin9 mNNTkan dLm hdUpQ..

Tlh q yAKiNkn HaTi

qsATukan sgNp jWa rgA

uTk mMLiHmu sB6 oR6 TrkHir

Dlm. .

SiSa2 GRATISAN SMSq.

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ga bs bobo?

ga bs bobo?

mari menghitung

1
KUNTILANAK
djendela kmar

2
KEPALA dbawah
selimut

3
WEWE GOMBEL
dlangit2 kamar

4
POCONG ada di..

SbLh mu
Hiiy..
Good NiTe..

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aD mUSanG pKe heLeM

aD mUSanG
pKe heLeM
tD siAnG
SkrG
maLEm

aD pAkDe
maem cornet
y dah de
gUt nEt

iKan hiU
muTER2
c U
LaTER

it kuda
ini kebo
y uda
met bobo

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Singkatan Dalam SMS

AFAIK — As Far As I Know
AFK — Away From Keyboard
ASAP — As Soon As Possible
BAS — Big A** Smile
B4 — Before
BBL — Be Back Later
BBN — Bye Bye Now
BBS — Be Back Soon
BEG — Big Evil Grin
BF — Boyfriend
BIBO — Beer In, Beer Out
BRB — Be Right Back
BTW — By The Way
BWL — Bursting With Laughter
C&G — Chuckle and Grin
CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out

CID — Crying In Disgrace
CNP — Continued (in my) Next Post
CP — Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears
CSG — Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA — See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R — See You Later (Seeyalata)
CUL8R — See You Later
DLTBBB — Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG — Evil Grin
EMSG — Email Message
FC — Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH — From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI — For Your Information
FWIW — For What It’s Worth
GAL — Get A Life
GF — Girlfriend
GFN — Gone For Now
GMBA — Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike
GR8 — Great
GTSY — Glad To See You
H&K — Hug and Kiss
HABU — Have A Better ‘Un
HAGN — Have A Good Night
HAGU — Have A Good ‘Un
HHIS — Hanging Head in Shame
HUB — Head Up Butt
IAE — In Any Event
IC — I See
IGP — I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO — In My Opinion
IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
IOW — In Other Words
IRL — In Real Life
IWALU — I Will Always Love You
IWO — In Other Words
JMO — Just My Opinion
JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
KIT — Keep In Touch
KOC — Kiss On Cheek
KOL — Kiss On Lips
L8R — Later
L8R — G8R Later ‘Gater
LHM — Lord Help Me
LHO — Laughing Head Off
LHU — Lord Help Us
LMAO — Laughing My A$$ Off
LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
LTNS — Long Time No See
LOL — Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS — Long Time No See
LTS — Laughing To Self
LUWAMH — Love You With All My Heart
LY — Love Ya
MTF — More To Follow
NRN — No Reply Necessary
NADT — Not A Darn Thing
OIC — Oh, I See
OL — Old Lady (significant other)
OM — Old Man (significant other)
OTOH — On The Other Hand
OTTOMH — Off The Top of My Head
PDS — Please Don’t Shoot
PITA — Pain In The A**
PM — Private Message
PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP — Peed My Pants
POAHF — Put On A Happy Face
QSL — Reply
QSO — Conversation
QT — Cutie
ROFL — Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP — ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO — ROFL My A** Off
ROFLMAOAY — ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME — ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS ROFL — Unable to Speak
RTFM — Read The F****** Manual!
SETE — Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID — Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO — Significant Other
SOT — Short Of Time
SOTMG — Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS — Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWL — Screaming with Laughter
SYS — See You Soon
TA — Thanks Again
TGIF — Thank God It’s Friday
TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
TILII — Tell It Like It Is
TNT — Till Next Time
TOY — Thinking Of You
TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
TTYL — Talk To You Later
WAS — Wild A** Guess
WB — Welcome Back
WTH — What/Who The Heck (or sub an ‘F’ for the ‘H’
YBS — You’ll Be Sorry
YG — Young Gentleman
YL — Young Lady
YM — Young Man

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